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Apple Pie Cookies Tutorial {click link for full recipe and tutorial}
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Does this cat match my outfit? #ootd #instafashion #catsofinstagram
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holyfuckingshit holyfuckingshit holyfuckingshit
don’t leave me alone with yr pets
talking about cats at the bar with your friend and being interrupted by a dude telling you you should be having children instead
my cat touched her nose to mine and I giggled like a maniac. in other news, I’m dying alone.
- customer: what is that?
- me: a scone
- her: what kind of cone?
- me: ....blueberry scone
- her: does blueberry mean cone?
- me: um, it's a blueberry scone
- her: that ain't a muffin
is having a bananas amount of coworkers who love to chat and of course assume everyone is straight so you have to decide whether or not to lie or come out to each individual several times a day
they’d probably say some shit about me spilling wine in bed
SURVIVED FIRST PRACTICE
FOR A YEAR WITHOUT GETTING A MISSED CONNECTION?!
i’ve been on this (admittedly total bullshit) kick of SAYING YES TO LIFE which is really just accepting every single social invitation i get instead of staying home in flannel jim jams, eating soup and whispering to my cat.
i said yes to life on saturday and went to *cringe* the god damn red bull-sponsored dj battle at a ridiculous straight bar. thank goddess for my group of homofriends, but 15 people in a crowd of over a thousand leaves you (me) outnumbered and gay bashed and also crying and also without your (my) hat because a bro ripped it off your (my) head while calling you (me) a dyke bitch.
haha liiiife
themotherofcivilization Asks:
clawrissa Said:
YES i miss sf/the bay so hard! mpls is killin me and i miss burritos
I’m waiver official!
deceptacon makes me dance like a sexually ambiguous peanuts character
