talking about cats at the bar with your friend and being interrupted by a dude telling you you should be having children instead
is having a bananas amount of coworkers who love to chat and of course assume everyone is straight so you have to decide whether or not to lie or come out to each individual several times a day
they’d probably say some shit about me spilling wine in bed
FOR A YEAR WITHOUT GETTING A MISSED CONNECTION?!
YES i miss sf/the bay so hard! mpls is killin me and i miss burritos
deceptacon makes me dance like a sexually ambiguous peanuts character